Pickle Surprise!

Obama is cool, jazzy

one of the funniest SNL bits I've ever seen...

Bettie Page Hospitalized After Heart Attack

LOS ANGELES December 5, 2008 - Bettie Page, a 1950s pinup known for her raven-haired bangs and saucy come-hither looks, was hospitalized in intensive care after suffering a heart attack, her agent said Friday.

"She's critically ill," Mark Roesler of CMG Worldwide told The Associated Press. He said the 85-year-old had the heart attack Tuesday and was hospitalized Friday in the Los Angeles area.

A family friend, Todd Mueller, said Page was in a coma. When asked to confirm, Roesler said, "I would not deny that," but he would not comment further on her condition.

Page, a secretary turned model, is credited with helping set the stage for the sexual revolution of the rebellious 1960s. She attracted national attention with magazine photographs of her sensuous figure that were tacked up on walls across the country. Her photos included a centerfold in the January 1955 issue of then-fledgling Playboy magazine, as well as controversial sadomasochistic poses. Page later spent decades away from the public eye, and during that time battled mental illness and became a born-again Christian.

After resurfacing in the 1990s, she occasionally granted interviews but refused to allow her picture to be taken. Mueller credits his business dealings with Page for bringing her out of seclusion. He said he first met her in 1989 when he offered her "a bunch of money" to show up at autograph signings. "I probably sold 3,000 of her autographs, usually for $200 to $300," he said. "Eleanor Roosevelt, we got $40-$50. ... Bettie Page outsells them all."

The Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Guide

Apparel:
Butcher Diagram T-Shirt - So you don't have to explain to people where bacon comes from.
Bacon T-Shirt - This is a basic bacon shirt, because sometimes all your need is five strips of bacon on your chest.
Enjoy Bacon T-Shirt -Tell everyone you meet to "Enjoy Bacon" with this snazzy shirt. World peace could be achieved if everyone enjoyed a little bacon.

Accessories:
Bacon Strip Earrings -Show your bacon love with bacon strip earrings.
Bacon 8x10 Print -Bacon is art, art is bacon.
Bacon Pillow - This pillow will make any area in your living or bedroom look warm and baconey.
Baconfish Print - This is the fish that bacon would come from, if bacon came from fish.

Misc:
Bacon Flavored Mints - Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch!
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks - Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness and the confidence that you can take on the world.
Bacon Strips Bandages - Meat heals wounds!

and my own creations

I had some old scans of photos of my mom in her cheerleader days, she's 4th from the left.

the 1st post is the deepest

"Fulfilling Scotty's Needful Thirst for Stimulation" is my new blog. Yes, I'm a blogger now. Tami Sparks suggested it and I have done it. It's just me sharing crazy items I see on the internets.